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5/21/11

I wonder how many followers I lost because of the Rapture...

*knock knock*

Anyone there?

Let me know who's still around by leaving me a comment, mmmk?

Here are some pictures found on the internet... Nobody I knew was raptured, except maybe a neighbor's cat...

Facebook Status:  "BRB..."

Ugly tie, but at least he won't be needing it anymore.

What a way to, erm, go.

Poor guy.  That's what he gets for sleeping in instead of
going to church with his family.

Edit:  Just found this image on iheartchaos.com.  As you know, the Macho Man Randy Savage died yesterday.  Some say it was a heart attack, but I see it as his grand plan to prevent the 2011 Rapture...

See for yourself:

23 comments:

  1. The photos are hilarious, especially the (former) guy on the toilet!! Thanks for sharing : )

    The Ranters Box

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  2. Haha, nice pictures, I love your caption on the last one ;)

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  3. Yeah...Id comment...but I'm totally not here

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  5. I think the rapture is a perfect way to disguise kidnappings. (:

    ALSO, those pictures are HILARIOUS.

    Sadly, I'm still around.
    No orgies with God just yet.

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  6. Oh my gosh...that last one made me laugh out loud! XD

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  7. that's so funny you gained a follower (here :D)

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  8. Bahaha - Oooooo yeeeeaaaahh!
    Nice rapture pics too; I think I would have liked to have gone whilst sitting on the can - I wouldn't have wanted to have gone with a full tank.

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  9. Too funny. Thank goodness Rapture turned out to be untrue...I was seriously freaking out (Real need for a sarcasm font here). I was sitting in the movie theater waiting to see Bridesmaids around 7 and the lights & screen went off and somebody screamed "RAPTURE" and the whole place cracked up! haha.

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  10. Eheheh I love these.

    And yes I'm here!

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  11. RIP Randy, He died for our sins!

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  12. Hilarious! Love the blog, good stuff!

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  13. haha..I'm still here. I can't believe people think this Rapture stuff can be true. Craziness! Glad to see everyone made it.

    Nice post :)
    Dale

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  14. I thought I was going to see pictures of Dinosaurs. :(

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  15. Does this mean we go to heaven naked? I thought Christians didn't like nudity, at least that's the impression they gave when I went to church with my cock out.

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  16. Omg. Top post. :D
    I'm still laughing at the clothes "left behind" :D

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  17. lol, raptured mid-dump.... turn up to heaven with a shitty-arse!

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  18. I'm still around! And I'm glad you are too! :)

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  19. I like the idea of Randy Savage taking one for the team and stopping the rapture... you have to love a bit of religious apocalyptic prediction...any excuse for a party

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  20. yep...i'm here. better luck next time!

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  21. Dang, I didn't get raptured, either! Well, maybe I will in October.

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