So naturally, when you manage a blog, you want to make sure your site shows up when people search for relevant topics.
What I would like to consider relevant to my blog:
- Humor
- Cultural Obervations
- Idaho (mostly making fun of it)
- Internet pop-culture (from time to time)
Um, what?
Some things make sense, like the '7th day Idaho' search, because of my post on Sundays in this town. But other results just baffle me...
So, denizens of the blogosphere... what crazy search results pop up on your statistics? Let me know. I'd love to hear some of the best...
haha thats really funny man. I don't understand why your key words are so all over the place.
ReplyDeletemine are all stupid and related to hockey haha
Look at you Mr. Popular!! Ive only been located through one google search.
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I need to get out there more!
Most of mine have to do with some variation "panties" or "dirty panties" or "where I can I buy Gucci's worn panties". My favorite one ever was "Gucci's husband killed her and is writing the blog under her name".
ReplyDeleteThat one should be engraved in stone.
I get "ghost sex" which is okay with me. I'm totally pro-incubus.
ReplyDelete@Evan: I think it's because my blog as a whole is all over the place. Read through a handful of my posts at random, and you'll understand.
ReplyDelete@Autumn: I like ghost sex. Who doesn't?
@Gucci: I love that search! And what if it's true! Millions of men pretend to be women on the internets... how do we know this is really you???
So lucky. All mine are music related, which like, well people are getting what they want, that's great. But I wish some one would find me through some ridiculously amusing search too.
ReplyDeleteInstead of using one word "keywords", I try and write it as if I was online searching myself. I use a plugin called Jetpack that lets me see what others use to find my site. Although I liked your analogy and way of searching for your site. That was hella funny!
ReplyDeleteMost of those were me, it's a game I play.
ReplyDeletemine are not funny :P
ReplyDeleteCurrently I am nowhere near your amount of lovely followers, but here are the major keyword searches that have landed on my blog:
ReplyDelete9 oak island money pit
7 the money pit oak island
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2 daniel mcginnis
1 money pit oak island
1 nova scotia money pit
1 oak island inscription
1 oak island money pit 2011
1 oak island stones
1 oak island treasure
I crack up at some of the searches that land people at my site. Never a day goes by that doesn't involve some sort of search with "threesomes" and "Soft-Core" coming up at least once each. Lots of "cheating" and even a "wacky porn" reference for today. I have been called a lot of things..
ReplyDeleteF'ing blogger just ate my comment. So here I go again. It cracks me up what people search to land at my site. Never a day goes by that doesn't include a search for "threesome" and "soft-core" along with "men vs. women" and a few "wacky porn" searches mixed in for fun. Glad to be of service!
ReplyDeleteIt didn't eat your comment! But it showed me only 1 to moderate. I clicked 'publish' and it tells me 2 have been published.
ReplyDeleteBlogger's playin some games with you today...
i try to search mine on a regular basis. found it a few times
ReplyDeleteThose are great.. it always cracks me up to see the random ways people find my blog too.
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I can lick my own junk pics! ROFL! congrats
ReplyDelete"I can lick my own junk pics", AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I laughed way harder at that than I should have.
ReplyDeletewho knew Google was so powerful and all knowing..lol great post
ReplyDeleteI can say that I do not come here for junk licking pictures.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite from my blog is луна, I have no idea what this is. Anyways, everything else is about moon photos, the solar system, and stars and galaxies.
google just has a great sense of humor :D
ReplyDeleteCouldnt agree more with that, very attractive article
ReplyDeletewe are still waiting for pics or it didnt happen!!
ReplyDeleteHahaha.. yeah - where ARE those pics, anyway? If you're expecting me to put on a tight teddy bear tutu costume - you'll have to return the favor. LOL
ReplyDeleteI got one that says "minotaur fucking someone" which was searched for twice apparently. I don't know how to feel about that..
ReplyDelete'iphone animal porn' brought us 4 visitors. Don't even ask me how. 'Massive heaving breasts' brought us 5. That... I can own up to proudly.
ReplyDelete"How do people find you?"
ReplyDeleteWell, actually, I like to think, they find me witty, charming, polite and almost mildly amusing :)
Oh, I know all about this finding me via key words on Google. I did a blog that mentioned a nursery rhyme that has the words 'ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross', in it. And thus folks have been googling 'cocks' and 'horses' and 'riding horses cocks' etc. Strangely enough, they visit my site, see it aint exactly what they were looking for and stay for zero seconds. The biggest search I get is for a blog about 'horse manure'. Maybe that tells you about the horse crap I write.
Your post was effin' hilarious and man, can I relate :)
Take care and mind what you lick :)
haha, that is really funny some of your key words that show up, but at least you're unique. And this post is quite helpful because I really don't understand much about google analytics so I'm always trying to learn more.
ReplyDeleteHave a good 1st day of the week in Idaho. :)
-Dale
mine were mostly sensible but one was "and therefore". WTF?
ReplyDeleteI check mine all the time and post the results. I freaking love seeing how people reach my blog and then laugh over what their faces must be like when they search for random shit like "benjamin franklin porn" and reach my blog instead. *Yes that did come up on my search keywords!*
ReplyDeleteI haven't had any crazy search results yet...
ReplyDeleteUmm...how do you find this stuff out???
ReplyDeleteterrible fortune cookies
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terrible photos
5
machdoll
2
school closings
2
terrible xxx photos
2
"please don't **** in my mouth"
1
...it's... oh god, it's everywhere
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acm awards
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amazing race 18
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april fools pranks
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i'm not even going to question it, man
Soon Google will become self aware and take over the world!!
ReplyDeletegoogle is god google it
ReplyDelete"Creepy Mormon Idaho" kind of nailed it, don't you think?
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hahaha it seems like most bloggers get crazy search keywords. Mine are just boring and not unusual :/
ReplyDeletei better start giving my blogpost funkier names lol
After doing the blog for almost four years now, I've come to the conclusion that most people are typing in any search words having to do with "strange", "odd" or something sexual. There are so many fuckin' freaks out there, it's scary. Like you, I would like most to find mine with Humor or Cultural or Societal observations. Anyway, here's the keywords most assholes are typing in to get to my blog:
ReplyDeletepsycho carnival, animal genitals, dolphin penis, cat cake, female animal genitalia, sick jokes, extreme muscles, dropa stones,
strange occurrences
So there you go.
Google comes up with the silliest of things.
ReplyDeletehmm interesting post! I was actually going to do a post on Google in a while!And yea its strange what google returns sometimes
ReplyDelete'Cat obssessed with wet hair'? Brilliant.
ReplyDeletenice!
ReplyDeleteKnuckle scratch? Funny. Didn't know you were bulimic. I get hits on the following: black hockey players, Dwight Howard's girlfriend, Monster's Ball, and Jillian Barberie. Go figure.
ReplyDeleteHi there, I found your blog via Google while searching for a related topic, your site came up, it looks good.
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