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3/13/11

Sunday Silliness: Haters Gonna Hate...

I have won the godaddy battle, and am now officially www.lostinidaho.me.  Wooo!

Today, to celebrate the absurd, I present to you two videos.

First is the newest by Charlie Sheen.  He teamed up with Funny or Die to make this hilarious vid.



I can't tell if he's laughing at himself, and poking fun of his idiocy, or if he truly believes this crap.  Either way, this is gold.


Next up is a classic.  This was inspired by a conversation I had with another blogger.


(this isn't verbatim, but you get the gist)

Her: I didn't get any last night.  I'm sad.  My husband fell asleep on the couch.

Me:  Why not wake him up with a bj?  He wouldn't be sleeping for long.  We men LOVE surprises like that.

Her:  I dunno.  I'm afraid he will pee on me in his sleep, and I don't want that.

...

Warm hand in a bowl of water, sure.  Maybe.  But I don't think I've ever came close to wetting the bed under these circumstances....

So, without naming names... Ms Blogger, this is for you.  <3


Enjoy your Sunday, everyone.

44 comments:

  1. Good morning idaho from Idaho!!!

    Love the Charlie Sheen bit. His train wreck of late is one that I cannot seem to look away from. If you are interested here is a link posted by vanity fair. If you've ever played Mad Libs you'll like this. You fill in your own words and end up with a rant similar to Charlie Sheens "WINNING" rant.

    http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2011/02/stark-raving-mad-libs-201102

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  2. lmfao! Tell ol' girl to jack him off a little bit with WARM HANDS and work him up to a half chub! Then get to sucking like you're trying to siphon gas out of your neighbors car!

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  3. Thank you for sharing the Charlie Sheen bit...I'm too lazy to look the shit up myself, so you just enabled my laziness! HAHA! Happy Sunday!!

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  4. i like charly sheens video. but i dont like him as a person...

    have a nice day!

    http://www.daily-life-of-mxc.blogspot.com/

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  5. Congrats on the domain! :D and that Charlie Sheen vid is class. Really.

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  6. As one person commented in the youtube link of Sheen's video, I used to hate or not care about Charlie Sheen, but in light of how pervasive his ruse has become in pop culture, you can't help but give the man credit. It's like a genocidal tyrant you despise because of how avaricious and evil he is, but you can't help respecting how he got through his machiavellian means.

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  7. Either Charlie Sheen is the biggest troll that the earth has ever saw, or he is truly going crazy.

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  8. Duh...winning. Steak is done.
    And Happy Sunday to you as well Lost.

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  9. I am on a drug. It's called charlie sheen. :D

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  10. thaha charlie sheen is the best

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  11. lol at the fellatio :P.

    Congratulations on your domain man!

    ^_^

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  12. I think Charlie is crazy.... I find myself not able to stop watching the madness.

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  13. congrats on the domain man. Thats really awesome. Hopefully I can register my site soon

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  14. charlie is the new chuck norris :3

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  15. I had just about enough of Charlie Sheen!

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  16. Charlie Sheen is totally winning!!! Awesome video lmao!!

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  17. LOL, oh god...that BJ comment. ugh~!

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  18. congrats on getting your domain

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  19. HAHAHAHAHA!!! This? Is fabulous!!!

    Well, I'm more afraid I'll end up with pee in my mouth instead of the intended fluid. And I'm not a fan of drinking pee. I mean, it's not like lemonade despite the color.

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  20. Good work getting the domain.
    Also - Dave Chappelle - classic.

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  21. Charlie sheen just makes me lol..

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  22. Congrats on winning with "GoMommy" :P that site is horrible unless your a little old lady who wants to post cat pics. good luck and may the internets love you.

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  23. lol, hilarious! great blog as ever

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  24. That first video is so great!! He's just mocking the world =]

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  25. really hilarious! the charlie sheen one was the best one! where did you live in california?

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  26. Charlie Sheen is so full of win...ning!

    I loved that first video, and the second one is classic Chappelle's Show.

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  27. @Mike: Riverside/Ontario area. Straight reppin tha 909...

    @H.R.: Is it bad that every time I hear the "I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen" quote I want to finish it with "And the only prescription... is MORE COWBELL!!"?

    *dink dink dink dink dink dink*

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  28. I think sheen is faking it to boost his popularity.

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  29. I have to ask the nerd question-what does the ".me" stand for?

    Okay, Charlie Sheen is bat shit crazy right now, but that video is golden. And Dave Chappelle can do no wrong, ever.

    hed hed above water

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  30. Charlie Sheen - winning more and more every day.

    And of the few times I've been so generously woken up with a bj, peeing is NOT the first thing on my mind.

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  31. @Hed: It stands for "not that expensive to buy." Apparently lostinidaho.com is taken but not being used. The owner wanted over a grand for it. Pfffff...

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  32. good charlie sheen video lol

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    Electric Addict Set #4

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  33. It looks to me like Sheen's building on the insane stuff he's said in the past. I read somewhere where he's going to do some sort of theatre play or act based on his many wacky ravings. Good for him, I guess. That video was funny as hell. I wish I had lightening come out of my eyes to cook a steak in a nanosecond. I could impress the chicks with it, too.

    Yeah, I don't get the pee fear that girl was talking about. From past experience, when the girl was giving me a bj, I was having a sex dream. All it CAME to in the end, was a big glob of man goo in her mouth.

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  34. Funny Charlie Sheen video, also, congrats on the domain victory!

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  35. Personally, I want to see Charlie on the Playboy Channel. Hef is getting very very ancient. I think perhaps he should hand the crown to a looney tune with goddesses.

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  36. Charlie sheen is bad ass.

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  37. I pee during blowjobs all the time.

    Sheen should do more intended comedy of his own Chuck Norris behavior.

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  38. Pee on her during a BJ? Who has this problem? LOL!

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  39. Charlie sheen. He's da God. :P
    Also, i have heard people spit/puke in their sleep. (i do that, shh) But, peeing? WOW. :)



    Bitchzilla on The loose.

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